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‘The Office’ and High-School Stress

So, it’s been about one day since school started and I’ve already experienced the crushing pressure of high-school about 12 times! Because obviously if I don’t get all my work done I won’t get a good grade, which means I won’t get into a good college, which means I won’t get a good job, which means my life will be spent unsatisfied and unhappy. Right? Well, recently I’ve started thinking maybe not. And what prompted this shift in perspective, (asks no-one)? An office. But not just any office. THE Office.

In my humble but always correct opinion, The Office is one of the greatest sitcoms, if not THE greatest, to ever grace our television and computer screens. It’s ridiculously funny but not obnoxious about it with a laugh track(maybe I’ll make a future post about my hatred of laugh tracks), it has well-developed characters that grow and, most importantly, it taught me a lot about the stresses of high school.

One of my favorite things about The Office is that the premise is so seemingly monotone and drab it’s a wonder how anyone thought of making any TV show out of it, much less a timeless and legendary piece of comedy. It’s hard to imagine something more bland than the lives of a few workers in a regional paper company, but the way the show reveals the colorful, vibrant, hilarious lives that these average people lead is truly something to marvel at. 

Jim doesn’t just sell paper, he plays pranks at work and designs games for his coworkers and starts his own business. The humble receptionist Pam goes to art school, invents her own job, and paints murals for the building and the city. Dwight owns a beet farm and comes into work dressed as a Belsnickel. Each and every one of the people who work there is an interesting character that we grow invested in and become intrigued about, despite them being nothing but paper salesmen and accountants in a mid-sized distributor. 

Creator Greg Daniels used a visual metaphor to describe the atmosphere and feel he wanted the show to have. He described the show as a paved over concrete parking lot with one single flower peeking through a crack in the pavement. What I think he meant by that is that the show is a satire on this bleak office environment that the majority of Americans inhabit, but it still has this soul. That one flower coming through the crack symbolises the heart of the show, the potential for growth, the beautiful little things that go unnoticed in our busy lives. 

Fun fact: This shutterstock image is also visual metaphor for my social life.

In high-school it’s easy to feel like if you’re not doing “enough” (whatever that means) to be outstanding and a valedictorian that your life will eventually end up boring and meaningless, nothing but a grey, empty, flat parking lot. I used to think like that, anyways. But I think The Office showed me that wasn’t necessarily true. You could have the funniest, loveliest, most interesting life in the world even as a salesman at a regional paper company. All you have to do is slow down and smell the flowers in the cracks between the pavement.

So enjoy life. Take challenges one at a time and appreciate the little things that make it fascinating. Don’t make it hard for no reason. And as Michael Gary Scott would say, that’s what she said

The Pareto Principle

The world’s top 40 most populous countries (out of nearly 200) make up 80% of the human population. The most frequently used 18% of words account for over 80% of the content of any text. The richest 20% of the global population own about 80% of all the money in the world. What’s going on here?

This, in essence, is the Pareto Principle, often dubbed the 80-20 rule. It’s a theory that for any event, 20% of the causes are responsible for 80% of the effects. Although, the numbers don’t have to be 80-20, and they don’t have to add to 100. They can be 70-25 or 90-15, for example. The main idea is that not all causes are born equal, and that there is an uneven distribution on how much of an effect each cause has. Let’s look at some more ridiculous examples.

The most well known and researched example is Zipf’s Law. Now, specifically Zipf’s law states that in any given text, graphing the frequency each word appears in and the rank of that word in terms of frequency on a log-log scale should produce a straight 45 degree line

Source:, using data of their own website’s word distribution.

Now, this very much should seem surprising to you, unless you’re a robot. We’ve always thought of language and literature as the very opposite of math: it’s subjective, fluid, idiosyncratic. It seems wholly unbelievable that both Shakespeare’s Hamlet and Darwin’s Origin of Species – two works written by different authors at different time periods for entirely different purposes – both follow such a simple mathematical rule.

A log-log graph of word rank vs word frequency in Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland, Hamlet, David Crockett and The Origin of Species, all showing a linear trend for the majority of words.
Source: Ferrer-i-Cancho, Elvevag, 2010

Another big example: Economics. In a lot of cases, and I mean a LOT, Pareto’s principle applies. In the early 20th century Vilfredo Pareto, the Italian economist after which this phenomenon was named, showed that roughly 80% of Italy’s land was owned but just 20% of its people. In 2018, statistics showed that the top 20% of earners in the US payed between 80-90% of the total federal income tax collected. 

Let’s go back again to that statistic about the richest 20% of the world owning 80% of all global assets. Pretty standard example of what I’ve shown you so far. But what if we apply it again? The richest 20% of that 20% should own 80% of that 80%. In other words, the richest 4% should own 64% of the world’s wealth. Apply it again, and we get the richest 0.8% should own just over HALF of the all the money in the world. And Oxfam statistics for 2015 and Credit Suisse’s 2013 report BOTH confirm this, showing the top 1% owning over 50% of global wealth.

Source: Oxfam Statistics

Again, it really should blow your mind that this simple distribution should apply in so many cases, even when iterated. Economics is notorious for its over-generalization and abstraction of the complexity of markets, businesses and entire countries. Money is circulated and flows through a multitude of facets for numerous reasons by billions of people all over the globe simultaneously. Yet we can predict the distribution of the world’s wealth across multiple scales using but a simple power distribution. 

Now, it’s all well and good using the Pareto Principle to notice large trends in the world, but it can help you out a whole lot in your day-to-day life too. Look at it this way: 80% of your problems can be solved by changing 20% of the causes. 

Let’s take a classic example: trying to lose weight. It can be challenging and there’s no shortage of different advice from different people. But just remember that 80% of your calories will likely come from 20% of your food. Thus, just by identifying and cutting a tiny part of your food, you can dramatically reduce your caloric intake. You don’t have to halve your breakfast, lunch and dinner, you can just not eat that 200 calorie chocolate bar.

And businesses LOVE this principle. Several “rules of thumb” in business are based on this simple power law: 80% of your complaints and your income are from 20% of your customers.

And lastly, 20% of what you read and watch ends up taking 80% of your memory. I surely hope this post finds itself into that 20%.

Blunder #1

So, here I am. A (very) lost and confused teenager who has little to no idea what he’s doing, but he knows he likes science, jokes, and science jokes. I like to think of myself as a pretty funny guy, but the empirical evidence for it is dishearteningly low. So I decided to create a new outlet for my insuppressible desire to tell terrible science, math and literature jokes: a comic of stickmen. And now, I am resorting to write blog posts that likely no-one will ever read. 

Wow, I have no life.

Moving on from my depressing lack of social eminence, my comic has got more attention that I had initially anticipated. I mean, I was expecting like 5 people to follow me, and 4 of them would be my friends, and the other would be an instagram bot. But it would seem there are others that actually connect with my sense of humor so much they are willing to expend the Herculean effort of tapping twice and liking my photo, and then tapping once MORE and following me. I didn’t really need validation to continue this comic in the first place, but I can’t deny it feels good having some.

So, about the comic. When it comes to art, my 8th grade art teacher can attest to my startling lack of any artistic proficiency, hence why I use stick figures. If I’m trying to impress someone, I’ll probably make up something about “adopting a minimalist aesthetic to place emphasis on the idea rather than the artwork,” but in reality it’s just because I can’t draw. Then, of course, is the question of the astronauts.

For as long as I can remember, I have been obsessed with space and the cosmos, and since then it’s pretty much become part of my personality and aesthetic. That means listening to space-themed rock bands like Starset, having astronauts as my profile photos on every social media and of course, having astronaut helmets as the main motif of my comic. 

I’ve always held an enormous amount of respect for astronauts. They’re the pioneers of mankind’s exploration, daring to venture into frontiers unknown, unwavering in the face of the cosmos’ enormity and indifference. In a way that’s sort of what I’d like to be. Not on a scale as groundbreaking and trailblazing as them, but perhaps emulating some of those qualities in my own life. I’d like to discover things never discovered before, prove theorems never proved before, make jokes never made before. Of course, the path and journey won’t be easy, and I’m bound to mess up and fall down now and then. But I guess this is where I start. An innocuous, little stick-figure comic. My very first Astronomical Blunder.